REJECT GIFTS FROM HEAVEN
If you're an ordinary guy and meet a sweet, delicate heiress who can't open bottles and borrows your shirt...
JUMP OUT THE WINDOW IMMEDIATELY!
Don't play "savior." You're not the protagonist. You're her "fully automatic obedience toy" for life.
PHYSICAL ISOLATION
If you see two construction crews in different uniform brawling, or excavators fighting behind academic buildings...
TAKE A DETOUR.
Don't critique their aesthetics, or you'll be poured into a load-bearing wall.
STAY PURE IN POVERTY
In Jinghai, "sincerity" is the poor's only killer move.
DON'T PRETEND TO BE RICH.
Don't use loans to fake being a socialite. If scammers blow up your contacts, your oligarch roommate might make that loan company physically evaporate overnight.
IGNORE FOREIGN OBJECTS
If you find a bug in your cafeteria salad...
SWALLOW IT.
Don't complain! If you do, the entire agricultural supply chain providing your vegetables will declare bankruptcy tomorrow.
These rules are not suggestions. They are the only thing standing between you and physical disappearance.
You have been warned.